Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts



David Thorne is Totally Absurd!


Obnoxious, witty, absurd, and dysfunctional, David Thorne
hosts his email conversations with unsuspecting recipients.


So you're a senior citizen and the government
says no healthcare for you, what do you do?
My plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 6 bullets..

You're allowed to shoot 2 senators and 4 representatives.


Of course, this means you will be sent to prison, where you will get

  • 3 meals a day,
  • a roof over your head, and
  • all the health care you need! 
New teeth, no problem.  Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart?  All covered.   And who will be paying for all of this?  The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care.  Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes.


IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?

Where do you draw the line between what's vulgar and offensive, and what's acceptable to print or post? Guess that depends upon your cuntry of origin. Just imagine - these statements could all be literal!

  • That guy appears to be from Gayville!
  • A fine lady, schooled in Cunt.
  • So you're from Fucking, Austria, eh?
  • We're just three white guys from Crackertown
  • Seriously, I really do live in Hell - Hell, Michigan USA
  • Hey guys, my name's Johnny and I'm from Looneyville!
And here's a list of my favs:
  • Brest, France
  • Butt Hole Lane, Conisbrough, England
  • Climax, Georgia USA
  • Clit, Arad, Romania
  • Cocks, Cornwall, England
  • Ding Dong, Texas, USA
  • Feces de Abaixo, Portugal (Lower Feces)
  • Hornytown, North Carolina, USA
  • Intercourse, Alabama, USA
  • Lady's Hole, cave near Beadnell, Northumberland, England
  • Lake Titicaca, in Peru and Bolivia
  • Le Tampon, RĂ©union (commune on an island in the Indian Ocean)
  • Middelfart, Funen, Denmark
  • Peckerwood Lake, a lake in Arkansas, USA
  • Penis, Uruguay
  • Placentia, California, USA
  • Pussy, France
  • Shag Harbour, Nova Scotia, Canada. (A shag is a sort of seabird.)
  • Shit, Iran
  • Three Cocks, Wales
  • Twatt, Orkney Islands, Scotland
  • Wankers Corner, Oregon, USA
  • Wendy-cum-Jolly, Hertfordshire, England

BTW: Hope this didn't offend anyone!
LINK: Wierd Geographical Names at Wikipedia


"Hey, it's Fred!"

... portrayal of a lonely 6-year-old with anger management issues and an alcoholic mom

Yet another star borne from YouTube, Fred has become widely popular, especially for 13- to 17-year-old girls. But yet, a higher percentage of 35- to 44-year-olds in his audience than 18- to 24-year-olds. Fred currently tops all viewer subscriptions with over 67K regular listeners.

FROM BusinessWeek:
If you have kids, you probably know Fred, most likely because you banned your child from watching him. Not that Fred is offensive. Quite the contrary: He’s a bundle of G-rated joy for the tween set. But Fred is annoying. He prances about doing inane things while screaming, and the film is sped up to give the character a hyperactive squeal. Adults don’t get it, kids can’t get enough of it.
15 year old Lucas Cruikshank is the creator of Fred, a web-based series on YouTube. Lucas introduced Fred Figglehorn via videos he presented on YouTube with his cousins, Jon and Katie. On October 16, 2008, FRED became YouTube's most subscribed channel overall with 585,506 subscribers. With his least viewed video of 463,970 plays (added yesterday), the Fred channel has received over 22 million views and over 125,000,000 video views since it began on May 1st, 2008.

View his insanity - become my Myspace friend - listen to his intolerable high-pitched voice:

FredFigglehorn.com
YouTube.com/user/Fred
MySpace.com/FRED
Who is Lucas Cruikshank?
We Heart Fred Figglehorn (official-fred-fansite)
The Fred Figglehorn Quiz!!

FYI: List of YouTube celebrities from Wikipedia

What a mix-up as Tina Fey - or is that Sarah Palin - introduced SNL on October 18th.



And if that's not enough Palin for ya, she came back for a spot on the Weekend Update!


I met Bebo through a contact form at my SEO Web Design website. He wanted to trade links with this site, so I had a look at his stuff. Sarcastic little sh!t, but hey, original stuff. I especially liked, "Drunk Confessions."

Having 2 sites, a Blogger & a Freewebs, I told him that he best be careful about duplicate content. I see from his blog, that he's moving (please don't unless you get professional help) his content to the Freewebs.

A video from Improv Everywhere:

"Improv Everywhere causes scenes of chaos and joy in public places."



This was a clever unpredicted staged play put on by 16 actors.

For our latest mission, 16 agents staged a spontaneous musical in the food court of a Los Angeles shopping mall. We used wireless microphones to amplify the vocal performances and mix them together with the music through the mall’s PA system. We filmed the mission with hidden cameras, mostly behind two-way mirrors. Apart from our performers, no one in the food court was aware of what was happening.

You can see more videos from ImprovEverywhere at YouTube.

The Best Jokes Alive!

LOOK at the bottom of this page!!

... and you'll see my jokes collection blog.

Figured, I'd get it going again, there's a lot of great stuff there. I have another blog that I'll be switching it with called, "Wordpad Play." It's about images displayed usinf fonts. Maybe you've seen some of these at Myspace comments. I started collecting them and posted them there.

This is a Blinkx Video Wall Widget from widgetserver.com

The comedian gives you an easy recipe on how to avoid the late night vomiting

Adam Sandler




Here are a few excerpts of Adam Sandler's Bio from his myspace page ...




"I know half the people on here think this profile is run by some acne-faced teenager who needs a sexlife,
but I'm sorry to report I wanted to try this out."

"You know you're popular when they put you on Wikipedia! They just now added this profile as one of their links on the info about me."

"Never would I have thought that MySpace would be such a friendly place. Nor did I believe that I was going to be on here for more than two hours. But this site changed my perspective on the subject, and I've started to come here more often. I don't know if it's a disease that you catch once you sign in, or some magic performed by Tom, but this place has become a relaxing area for me. It gives me a chance to delve into other lifestyles and learn about many unique individuals. Overall, it's been a great experience ..."

Adam Sandler"Everyone out there has at least something that fascinates me, and it's always amazing. So, I want all of you to know that this profile that I've put together is for you guys (and girls), to start up a conversation with me...I may not always get back to you because of all the messages, but I'll honestly still try my very hardest ..."

Adam's Films:

Adam SandlerGoing Overboard (1989) Shakes the Clown (1992) Coneheads (1993) Airheads (1994) Mixed Nuts (1994) Billy Madison (1995)Happy Gilmore (1996)Bulletproof (1996) The Wedding Singer (1998) The Waterboy (1998)Big Daddy (1999) Little Nicky (2000) Punch-Drunk Love (2002) Mr. Deeds (2002)Eight Crazy Nights (2002) Anger Management (2003)50 First Dates (2004) Spanglish (2004) The Longest Yard (2005) Click (2006) Future Projects:Stu the BSB (2006) Reign Over Me (2006) I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007) Crood Awakening (2008)

An Exclusive Myspace Interview With Actor Adam Sandler - 11/24/2006
The Chanukah Song by Adam Sandler
Lyrics (and guitar chords) to The Chanukah Song
Links & articles on Adam Sandler
The Adam Sandler Tribe (fan club)
adamsandler.com

Eye-grabbing Jeep Commercial

I've seen a few websites that display funny commercials - most of them just ain't that funny if you ask me! But this website is truely worth mentioning !!

Here's my favorite


How to insult, swear, cuss, and curse in 178 languages!


Swearsaurus is the world's largest resource of multilingual swearing. It will teach you a vast array of swearing, profanity, obscenity, blasphemy, cursing, cussing, and insulting in a massive 178 languages - because it's good to experience cultural diversity!

Over 7,000 contributors have helped compile this Swearsaurus. Our aim is to include all languages. New language submissions are always welcome.

Another Wierd Website

Have you ever wondered how the other sex experiences an orgasm?

Try out this
Orgasmic Simulator!


Another Wierd Website
CARLOS @ COMEDY CENTRAL

Another Wierd Website
CARLOS @ CARLOSMENCIA.COM

What were
they thinking?

Go here to see how so many legitimate companies didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear... and be misread!

Another Wierd Website
Click on Image to View This Flash Cartoon

Another Wierd Website
AT DESPAIR, INC., they believe motivational products create unrealistic expectations, raising hopes only to dash them. That’s why Despair, Inc. created these soul-crushingly depressing Demotivators® designs, so you can skip the delusions that motivational products induce and head straight for the disappointments that follow!