David Thorne is Totally Absurd!
hosts his email conversations with unsuspecting recipients.
My plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 6 bullets..
You're allowed to shoot 2 senators and 4 representatives.
Of course, this means you will be sent to prison, where you will get
- 3 meals a day,
- a roof over your head, and
- all the health care you need!
IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?
Where do you draw the line between what's vulgar and offensive, and what's acceptable to print or post? Guess that depends upon your cuntry of origin. Just imagine - these statements could all be literal!
- That guy appears to be from Gayville!
- A fine lady, schooled in Cunt.
- So you're from Fucking, Austria, eh?
- We're just three white guys from Crackertown
- Seriously, I really do live in Hell - Hell, Michigan USA
- Hey guys, my name's Johnny and I'm from Looneyville!
- Brest, France
- Butt Hole Lane, Conisbrough, England
- Climax, Georgia USA
- Clit, Arad, Romania
- Cocks, Cornwall, England
- Ding Dong, Texas, USA
- Feces de Abaixo, Portugal (Lower Feces)
- Hornytown, North Carolina, USA
- Intercourse, Alabama, USA
- Lady's Hole, cave near Beadnell, Northumberland, England
- Lake Titicaca, in Peru and Bolivia
- Le Tampon, Réunion (commune on an island in the Indian Ocean)
- Middelfart, Funen, Denmark
- Peckerwood Lake, a lake in Arkansas, USA
- Penis, Uruguay
- Placentia, California, USA
- Pussy, France
- Shag Harbour, Nova Scotia, Canada. (A shag is a sort of seabird.)
- Shit, Iran
- Three Cocks, Wales
- Twatt, Orkney Islands, Scotland
- Wankers Corner, Oregon, USA
- Wendy-cum-Jolly, Hertfordshire, England
BTW: Hope this didn't offend anyone!
LINK: Wierd Geographical Names at Wikipedia
"Hey, it's Fred!"... portrayal of a lonely 6-year-old with anger management issues and an alcoholic mom
If you have kids, you probably know Fred, most likely because you banned your child from watching him. Not that Fred is offensive. Quite the contrary: He’s a bundle of G-rated joy for the tween set. But Fred is annoying. He prances about doing inane things while screaming, and the film is sped up to give the character a hyperactive squeal. Adults don’t get it, kids can’t get enough of it.15 year old Lucas Cruikshank is the creator of Fred, a web-based series on YouTube. Lucas introduced Fred Figglehorn via videos he presented on YouTube with his cousins, Jon and Katie. On October 16, 2008, FRED became YouTube's most subscribed channel overall with 585,506 subscribers. With his least viewed video of 463,970 plays (added yesterday), the Fred channel has received over 22 million views and over 125,000,000 video views since it began on May 1st, 2008.
View his insanity - become my Myspace friend - listen to his intolerable high-pitched voice:
Who is Lucas Cruikshank?
We Heart Fred Figglehorn (official-fred-fansite)
The Fred Figglehorn Quiz!!
What a mix-up as Tina Fey - or is that Sarah Palin - introduced SNL on October 18th.
And if that's not enough Palin for ya, she came back for a spot on the Weekend Update!
I met Bebo through a contact form at my SEO Web Design website. He wanted to trade links with this site, so I had a look at his stuff. Sarcastic little sh!t, but hey, original stuff. I especially liked, "Drunk Confessions."
Having 2 sites, a Blogger & a Freewebs, I told him that he best be careful about duplicate content. I see from his blog, that he's moving (please don't unless you get professional help) his content to the Freewebs.
A video from Improv Everywhere:
"Improv Everywhere causes scenes of chaos and joy in public places."
This was a clever unpredicted staged play put on by 16 actors.
For our latest mission, 16 agents staged a spontaneous musical in the food court of a Los Angeles shopping mall. We used wireless microphones to amplify the vocal performances and mix them together with the music through the mall’s PA system. We filmed the mission with hidden cameras, mostly behind two-way mirrors. Apart from our performers, no one in the food court was aware of what was happening.You can see more videos from ImprovEverywhere at YouTube.
LOOK at the bottom of this page!!
... and you'll see my jokes collection blog.
Figured, I'd get it going again, there's a lot of great stuff there. I have another blog that I'll be switching it with called, "Wordpad Play." It's about images displayed usinf fonts. Maybe you've seen some of these at Myspace comments. I started collecting them and posted them there.
This is a Blinkx Video Wall Widget from widgetserver.com
The comedian gives you an easy recipe on how to avoid the late night vomiting
Here are a few excerpts of Adam Sandler's Bio from his myspace page ...
"I know half the people on here think this profile is run by some acne-faced teenager who needs a sexlife,
but I'm sorry to report I wanted to try this out."
"Never would I have thought that MySpace would be such a friendly place. Nor did I believe that I was going to be on here for more than two hours. But this site changed my perspective on the subject, and I've started to come here more often. I don't know if it's a disease that you catch once you sign in, or some magic performed by Tom, but this place has become a relaxing area for me. It gives me a chance to delve into other lifestyles and learn about many unique individuals. Overall, it's been a great experience ..."
An Exclusive Myspace Interview With Actor Adam Sandler - 11/24/2006
The Chanukah Song by Adam Sandler
Lyrics (and guitar chords) to The Chanukah Song
Links & articles on Adam Sandler
The Adam Sandler Tribe (fan club)
Swearsaurus is the world's largest resource of multilingual swearing. It will teach you a vast array of swearing, profanity, obscenity, blasphemy, cursing, cussing, and insulting in a massive 178 languages - because it's good to experience cultural diversity!
Over 7,000 contributors have helped compile this Swearsaurus. Our aim is to include all languages. New language submissions are always welcome.
Have you ever wondered how the other sex experiences an orgasm?
Try out this
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