As President Bush is fond of saying, "You don't have to be a rocket surgeon to use it!" Simply place the nut between her legs and squeeze! Yikes, it gives Bill shivers just thinking about it. The Hillary Nutcracker has stainless steel thighs and can crack the toughest nuts!
She's ready for you, but is America ready for this Nutcracker?! $24.88
HRC - Our New Hillary Meal
Try our new "Hillary Meal"
2 Fat Thighs with Small Breasts and a Left Wing $17.89