Another funny article circulating around the internet ... I wonder who finds this stuff - probably somebody like ME!!
Some look genuine, some I gotta question ...
!! - Smearing a small amount of dog *** (shit?) on an insect bite will relieve the itching and swelling.
!! - Replying more than 100 times to the same piece of spam e-mail will overwhelm the sender’s system and interfere with their ability to send any more spam.
!! - Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting.
!! - Silly Putty was “discovered” as the residue left behind after the first latex condoms were produced. It’s not widely publicized for obvious reasons.
!! - The volume of water that the Giant Sequoia tree consumes in a 24-hour period contains enough suspended minerals to pave 17.3 feet of a 4-lane concrete freeway.
!! - Fewer divorces occur in families in which the children wake their parents before 6 a.m. on Saturdays.
!! - Male rhesus monkeys often hang from tree branches by their amazing prehensile penises.
?? - To human taste buds, Zima is virtually indistinguishable from zebra urine.
!! - A dog’s naked behind leaves absolutely no bacteria when pressed against carpet.
!! - Among items left behind at Osama bin Laden’s headquarters in Afghanistan were 27 issues of Mad Magazine. Al Qaeda members have admitted that bin Laden is reportedly an avid reader.
!! - Urine from male cape water buffaloes is so flammable that some tribes use it for lantern fuel.
!! - Coca-Cola was the favored drink of Pharaoh Ramses. An inscription found in his tomb, when translated, was found to be almost identical to the recipe used today.
!! - Nearly three percent of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is penguin urine.
And finally, here's one I gotta try:
!!!! - Due to the angle at which the optic nerve enters the brain, staring at a blue surface during sex greatly increases the intensity of orgasms.
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