Caffeinated Sunflower Seeds
by Steve, Monday, March 05, 2007
Now they're selling sunflower seeds laced with energy boosters like caffeine, taurine, lysine, and ginseng. SumSeeds Energy Sunflower Seeds

Sniff Your Wrist to get Horny
by Steve, Friday, December 15, 2006
The Scentuelle Libido Patch is about what you probably guessed, a patch you wear on your skin that makes you horny.

Scented Bus Stops
by Steve, Monday, December 04, 2006
Arcade Marketing Inc., in tandem with the California Milk Processor Board, is putting up a new type of advertisement at bus stops that emit the smell of chocolate chip cookies.

Celebrity Buttplugs
by Steve, Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Now you can stick George W. Bush up your butt.

Poop Soap
by Steve, Friday, November 03, 2006
What the world needs now is some soap that looks like poop.