How many five year olds could you take in a fight?

Imagine a group of kindergarten children. Now imagine that they have a grudge – against you. This website will display the results of your battle, just how many you could expect to take out, depending on your ability. Sounds sick, eh? Well, it proved to be great link bate for the website owner Matthew Inman. Shortly after, this quiz was receiving nearly half a million page views per day!

Fighting 5 Year Olds: an article from
Brian Gotcher took out 18
Garner Andrews landed 15
rumblepup does not condone beating up 5 year olds, but he wacked 21
And here’s a 4 page forum post started by Daz, who whipped 31

And OH, by the way, I slightly modified my Badge.


  1. ParaTed2k // 1:40 AM  

    I didn't just spend the last half hour doing all those quizzes!!! lol